[Hypothetical] Umineko as Live Action (Spoilers up to Episode 4)

Boy that’s a lot of famous faces! It would take a heck of a budget in order to get all those people into one movie at once. That said, I like it! Jack Nicholson as Kinzo. YES. YEEEEEEEES. That’d be perfect casting. The only thing better would be if Battler was cast as Nicolas Cage… With the amount of meltdowns Battler has in the question arcs, it’d be kinda fitting in a way. (I don’t actually want this though. Unless the movie was trying to be like The Room, which I don’t want for Umineko).

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