The golem tried to choose box 10, but ended up choosing box 3.
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Okay, sorry for being confused.
The Golem has opened #3 while trying to open up #10
Lucky you, there is an actual cookie inside.
It’s delicious, I assure you.
However I’m not certain A Golem can truly appreciate this.
What a great victory!
…Oh, you also get to live.
Perhaps stupidity has it’s uses.
Bancho is now forced to pick up #10 and open it
Renge Miyauchi (BunnyAdvocate) is now forced to open up #04
*Some unknown man named Bancho has opened #10 somehow without even lifting a finger
Somehow the box is empty however opening it triggers up a trap in the floor in which Bancho falls. The trap then closes, making it impossible for anyone to know what happened in there. While others are wondering what happened suddenly a muffled explosion sound is heard, suggesting that the explosion is occuring so far bellow the ground that they may very well have already died.
Obviously an empty box means no cookie. Bancho is now eliminated
Renge Miyauchi (BunnyAdvocate) has opened #4 while somehow being asleep
Lucky you, there is an actual cookie inside.
It’s delicious, I assure you.
What a great victory!
…Oh, you also get to live.
ROUND TWO IS OVER
No more cookies left to distribute.
Feel free to talk about whatever while I prepare round 03.
@Quixote Also obtains his special prize.
Quixote has obtained a true live Cirno
This will surely have strange effects on your behaviour, but that will have to be seen as the later rounds plays out.
Have fun.
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“Ah… Wait… Wait, I’m a janitor now.”
Maid!Zepfur (the change in clothes was instantaneous. Or, more like, Zepfur’s form isn’t a set thing anyway.) picks up her mop with disgust and swishes it around experimentally.
“This is a step down from a demon, don’t you think? I mean, he got his box in the end, didn’t he?”
Zepfur moans to no-one in particular, as she begins mopping up the bakery, dusting the counters, and sparkling the place up.
She’s… actually quite good at it. Could she be abusing demonic magic?
“Well, while I clean, I’m just gonna put you right here…”
Zepfur places Pictoshark’s locked little cell in the bucket of stink water, where it floats like a boat on rough and rancid waves.
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Flare, out of curiosity, walks over to the bakery door and opens it. However, what he sees outside both puzzles and terrifies him, and he quickly shuts the door and strides back towards the other end of the building.
(Feel free to improvise what’s outside the bakery! I’m just trying to give us something else to wonder about.)
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Perhaps this is enough?
Or are you wondering about the scenery?
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Well then this sure was a confusing round.
@BunnyAdvocate With the round over, your punishment now ends. You are back to being a human.
@pictoshark With the round over, your punishment nearly ends. That is you are now back at a normal size. However you still belong to zepfur for the time being.
@zepfur Feel free to have more fun here.
Additionally due to my promised reward of the last turn I will allow a reprieve of the rules for a one time event. That is, I will actually allow pictoshark to use the plan that made him get punished in the first place.
Let’s see what happens with this.
The RPS will be played by sending me PMs containing your choices.
Also an additional information for those who it interests
-Before being reshuffled the bomb was orriginally in #11, which almost made the round end as soon as it started. thesorceress gets to live due to pictoshark breaking the rules. Bancho died due to it as well.
Once again I will update this post in order for people to see which boxes are claimed and which aren’t, and which are opened and which aren’t.
And now without further adieu…
@thesorceress @Quixote @Karifean @BunnyAdvocate @Blackrune @SleepingPliskin @Antra @FlareNetworkC @pictoshark @Zepfur @King_Titanite_XV
#01 A Golem (1cookie inside) also some tea!
#03 Okabe Rintarou (1cookie inside)
#05 thesorceress (1bomb inside)
#06 Antra (1cookie inside)
#09 Maid Zepfur (1cookie inside)
#02/04/07/08/10/11 (6cookies inside) distributed among the remaining players
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The Golem immediately takes box number 1, putting the cookie it just gained inside the box (and subsequently opening the box).
@UsagiTenpura
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“Whew.”
Zepfur wipes her brow, finally having made the bakery a sparkling and splendid thing of beauty. Of course, her face falls as soon as she sees the boxes.
Time for another mess… And she was still the maid…
“Nnngh… You’re really trying my patience here, Benefactor-Sama. But, fine. If I recall correctly, there’s a certain trick here…”
@UsagiTenpura Zepfur sweeps up box ⑨ and peeks inside. As she does so, she intentionally kicks the bucket (no, not like that) to make its waves extra choppy. Taking it out on poor pictoshark, eh?
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As the Mad Scientist that I am (with the suggestion of Lab Member 03), I shall take box 3 @UsagiTenpura
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No time wasters aren’t you.
The Golem has opened #01 inadvertently, destroying what one suppose was meant to be cookie storage by error
Lucky you, there is an actual cookie inside.
It’s delicious, I assure you.
However I’m not certain A Golem can truly appreciate this.
What a great victory!
…Oh, you also get to live.
Antra has opened #06, no question about it
Lucky you, there is an actual cookie inside.
It’s delicious, I assure you.
What a great victory!
…Oh, you also get to live.
Maid Zepfur has claimed #⑨
…A certain fairy is protesting. Let’s see what happens.
A pictoshark probably is as well…
Okabe Rintarou has opened #03 while talking to himself
Lucky you, there is an actual cookie inside.
It’s delicious, I assure you.
What a great victory!
…Oh, you also get to live.
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The golem attempts to finds this certain fairy to try to quieten them down…
He also keeps the two cookies he has safe with him.
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Hmm…
This reminds me of a dilemma. A handsome man owes a debt to the owner of a large company. “My boy, you are a hardworking and quite fetching lad. I have a proposal. In order to wipe away your debt, I would like you to be my son in law.” Obviously, he has no choice but to accept. But here’s the thing. The daughters of this man are notoriously ugly. All except one. Obviously, he wishes to marry her, but her father is more eager to marry off the ugly ones. Eventually, they come to a decision. A sort of game.
There are three doors, behind one is a beautiful bride. Behind the other two are her ugly sisters. The man is free to pick whichever door he likes, and will be forced to marry whoever is on the other side. This pleases the father, as the odds are in his favour, see?
Anyway, the groom-to-be picks door number 3. That’s when the father does something interesting. He opens door number 1 to reveal an ugly daughter, and offers to let the groom change his mind before his final pick.
And there’s the question. Should the groom switch? Or should he stay?
The funny thing is that, apparently, the correct answer is to switch. It’s some weird nonsense to do with statistics. Of course, in my case, the question is reversed. Instead of wanting to get the “bride”, I want to get one of the “ugly sisters.” In that sense, my chances of being “wrong” have been increased by the opening of these boxes. Thus, switching would be a foolish move…
That said…
“Hmm… Ah, I see. I have it. The solution to this problem…”
“Since the box didn’t explode from me peeking inside (even if I couldn’t see anything) then… It should be able to handle this nicely!”
With a smirk, Maid!Zepfur fishes out the PictoShark box and slips it into box 9.
“If you tell me whether there’s a bomb or a cookie inside, I’ll be eternally grateful! I’ll even call you master from now on!”
She shouts at the box.
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“You really think the game master here would let that happen?”
“You dolt!”
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At that moment I return to normal size (slightly later than expected), effectively opening Box #9.
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You’re aware that pictoshark is back to normal human size aren’t you?
Also that you can’t claim more than one box per turn so even if the bomb is inside, you still have to keep it.
That would be totally worth it tho XD
Well that didn’t work out…
Okay fine.
pictoshark has opened #09 kept going by spite
Lucky you, there is an actual cookie inside.
It’s delicious, I assure you.
What a great victory!
…Oh, you also get to live.
Now the only question is wether @pictoshark does this as a service to @zepfur or actually keeps the cookie inside.
I’ll let you decide about this.
Obviously this means that Zepfur currently has to chose between a cookie+slavery or risk again getting a bomb and keep a pictoslave. Both seems like totally good options if I was in that position.
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The matter which the gamemaster raised brought an unexpected smile to the face of the one who had just opened the ninth box.
“Demon. What was your name again? @Zepfur? My right shoe. I need the tip cleaned, with my preferred polish being saliva.”
“I’m sure that you’ll help with this matter, unless you want that pull to not count as yours…?”
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"Eh?
Eh?! Ehh?!"
The… game is certainly getting heated. I’ll admit, I’ve never been on this end before. It’s almost exciting, in a disgusting and humiliating way.
“My name is Zepfur. The demon who brings people together in love and life… The one who cleans up and dusts their torment and lust until it sparkles… The Maid of Hell’s Hostess Club…”
Zepfur bites her lip in irritation.
“Human… Don’t think that I will forget this humiliation…”
She bends down, and leans over the shoe. She’s so close she’s almost kissing it. Glaring up at Pictoshark she sticks out her tongue.
“I was right, though. Pegging you as a degenerate… Though I guess I got your fetish of choice wrong. Well, whatever. All the pleasure in this world, I give it all to you.”
With a sigh, she opens her mouth and wraps her jaws around the shoe. Inside her mouth, multiple tendril like tongues shoot out and give the shoe a deep clean from tip to sole. All the dirt, dust and muck sucked clean off. Finally, she relinquishes the shoe, now spotless (albeit dripping in sticky saliva) and wipes it off with her apron.
"Ptooie… There. All clean. I even went a little overboard in my… service.
Well? Are you happy now… Master…?"
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So it seems that Zepfur obtained the cookie after all.
Just going to bring up a point.
You only said you’d call him master.
Not that I mind if you want to reverse the actual positions, but technically pictoshark still belongs to you. You just have to call him master.
I’d totally reverse the positions in your situation, but to each their own.
Also @zepfur don’t worry, as this is picto’s special card he can play, you won’t be punished for taking up two boxes for him. You also won’t blow up even if one of them contains the bomb, as your turn has passed there.
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“Jeez that got a bit weird.”
He tosses the cookie to the demon.
“Could you grab two boxes for me? I have something I want to do with them.”
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