Cirno Roulette - Game I - [Over] ANTRA VICTORY

I have survived this long with my luck. Mayuri, Daru, …Kurisu. I do this for you guys. And to you all. I wish for the best of luck

(Okabe grabs the 6th box hoping for the best)

I will now open it. @UsagiTenpura, agent of loli chaos. Decide my fate!!!

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Fine I wanted to wait a little more not to break the forum further seeing that Blackrune is apparently lurking over bombs, but I suppose I can end things right now.

Michael has opened #02 swearing to himself that he’ll defeat this gamemaster at any costs
Lucky you, there is an actual cookie inside.
It’s delicious, I assure you.
What a great victory!

…Oh, you also get to live.


FlareNetworkC has opened #07 still pouting at having missed all the fun
Lucky you, there is an actual cookie inside.
It’s delicious, I assure you.
What a great victory!

…Oh, you also get to live.


Okabe Rintarou has opened #06 believing that luck is still on his side
Alas that was not the case.
Instead of a cookie, he finds a peculiar thing inside.
Lab Gadget #83 The (litteral) Self-Destruct Button (Name Subject to Change)
Unable to resist, Okabe Rintarou presses it and…

KABOOM

This was probably doomed to happen, at least a certain Russian will be celebrating in the background now.

@SleepingPliskin Feel free to depict your own last moments. I don’t mind a comical fashion that somehow makes you still alive, as the core point is that you’re not getting a cookie this turn and thus you are eliminated from the game.


The Iron Golem is forced to open up #05
Lucky you, there is an actual cookie inside.
It’s delicious, I assure you.
What a great victory!

…Oh, you also get to live.


ROUND FIVE IS OVER
Let me distribute the remaining cookies for now. Feel free to talk about how you are opening your’s while I prepare round 06.

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At last, my role as a mad scientist is over.

I must say, I feel as though time has stopped to give me this last moment to understand my folly. If only I had seen other path. I have saved Mayuri from the never ending time loop. I have saved Kurisu from that fateful death. At the very least, they get to live on. (@Karifean)Michael, it was an honor being with you sir. Your unbending determination was something even more beautiful than that of my brilliant scientific mind.

It was an honor playing your game, sadistic bakery loli girl, but now, death awaits me. Okabe Rintarou may be dead, but (points to the sky, then strikes his famous) HOUOUIN KYOOOOOOOUMA!!!..lives on, through all of your hearts.

(smiles gently to the remaining participants)

El

Psy

Congroo

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bootiful

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Truly an exit worthy of the mad scientist!

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Sadly we lost the maddest of character last round. It was probably inevitable.

A reminder to @zepfur that ever since turn 05 began, you have 24 hours to solve pictoshark’s puzzle or you lose the duel between the two of you.

Don’t worry, you will still have a bonus awaiting you if you do.

Once again I will update this post in order for people to see which boxes are claimed and which aren’t, and which are opened and which aren’t.

@quixote Because there are now less than 9 boxes, Cirno’s magic is going to be pretty useless from now on. Feel free to find some sort of use for her on your own tho.

Note : I may update slightly less often in order not to break the forum anymore than I already managed to.

And now without further adieu…

06round

@Quixote @Karifean @Blackrune @Antra @FlareNetworkC @pictoshark @Zepfur @King_Titanite_XV

#01 Yuuka (1cookie inside)
#02 The Iron Golem (1cookie inside)
#03 FlareNetworkC (1cookie inside)
#04 Michael-Chama (1bomb inside)
#05 Zepfur (1cookie inside)
#06 Quixote (1cookie inside) also some tea!
#07 pictoshark (1cookie inside)
#08 Antra (1cookie inside)

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I open box #6 as quickly as possible
What’re the chances of the bomb being in the same box twice?

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I wlll open box 8 as fast as I can.
@UsagiTenpura

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The Iron Golem seems content with the amount of boxes he has acquired and sits outside the bakery, not picking a box yet.

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Quixote has opened #06 forgetting to @ me, what a baka!
Lucky you, there is an actual cookie inside.
It’s delicious, I assure you.
What a great victory!

…Oh, you also get to live.


Antra has opened #08 with lightning speed, glowing a little in the process
Lucky you, there is an actual cookie inside.
It’s delicious, I assure you.
What a great victory!

…Oh, you also get to live.


The Iron Golem’s statement has been aknowledged for now.

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This must be the power of Cirno, to turn even those around her into fools!

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Yuuka wanders over to box 1, which conveniently enough is appropiately sized for her to sit down on it. @UsagiTenpura

“I’ll open it later… after a little nap.”

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Michael moves in towards the golem and then, making no attempts at hiding his intentions, begins charging his fist.

“Exactly what is your deal anyways, nipah~? We haven’t had a chance to spar yet, have we, Golem-san?”

And then he releases his punch at him. @King_Titanite_XV

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(for this fight I decided to find a remix of the Iron Golem’s theme and saw this pretty neat 8 bit gem)


The golem stands and swings its axe from right to left, releasing a blade of wind that cuts the very air, the attack flying forward with a deafening roar. The pressurized wind is followed by the stalwart iron giant slamming its blade and its fist at the same time to the ground, causing a crack, then a fissure to begin to form.
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Michael blocks the incoming wind pressure to keep from being blown away. When he notices the fissure, he realizes this is no opponent to just play around with. Gathering all of his strength and speed, he quickly closes in on the giant’s right leg before releasing a massive punch and then immediately jumping to the side to put some distance inbetween the two of them.

“Impressive power you got there, mii~. But there is little spirit behind it; for what reason are you here, Golem-san? Are you fighting for victory, for glory, or for shwe~et cookiesu nano desu yo~?”

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No fancy roleplaying for me this time!

@UsagiTenpura I open box #3!

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Oh btw just saying that I’m not going to update boxes until the two current battles are resolved in a way or another.

Well, at the very least the Zepfur/Pictoshark puzzle thing.

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“Eh?”

With a start, Zepfur leaps up and shakes her head. She checks her makeup in her pocket mirror and…

“What is this… A jigglypuff-play?”

She groans, unable to wipe off the permanent marker. That darn jackass.

"In any case, the answer is obvious. You capitalised Anyone Else, which makes that a name. After all, proper nouns are the only things we capitalise like that, and I’d hate for you to end up in grammar hell for a grammar logic error. Anyway… After that, the 'he’s are all switched between AE and the victim. Or, most likely, just the he in “before he entered” which means there’s a huge and unspecified amount of time for the killer to have gotten in and killed the victim. Though maybe all of the he’s refer to AE, in which case he must have been used as a battering ram to open that door considering he was dead by the time it was opened… But I digress.

Alternatively, poison or indirect methods of murder were used. But that would be boring and lame."

Zepfur spins her gun like Revolver Ocelot and fires three bullets.

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Okay I’m going to be so disappointed if this is NOT the truth.

The Sorcerer took aim and his words filled his shots with magic, shooting down the incoming bullets.

His first shot was a reflect shot off the ceiling…

All pronouns in the narration of this mystery refer to the victim!

…and his second was aimed over his shoulder with his back to the incoming shot.

Even an indirect means of murder would require the killer to be in the room the victim died in at the instant of the victim’s death.

Both intercepting shots struck true, the danger had passed.

The sorcerer only noticed something about the peculiar nature of his rival’s shots after the blaring sound of gunshots had faded.

They weren’t blue.

“Hey, Demon. Don’t forget to color your answers with the blue truth and word them as a statement about what happened, it would be quite uncouth to continue without respecting proper structure and you won’t get to see any physical damage as a result of you getting the answer if you just fire ordinary shots.”

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