Walks into the bakery
“Ooh something smells good. Is that cookies, give me! Wait, what do you mean they’re in a box and I can only choose one?”
Takes box number 12 and hides in the corner
“Mine…”
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Ms. Baka, as dictated by my allies, I shall OPEN THE BOOOOOOOX, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This feeling of uncertainty, it’s enthralling!! I HEREBY DECLARE THAT THIS BOX… IS A COOKIE!!!
IKUZEEEEEEE!!!
(Opens the box)
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With a totally deadpan expression, the girl replies “here’s hoping you find that annihilation in your next box…”
Turning back to Usagi, she grins and runs towards box #2, screaming “MINE!”
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I would like to open…
Lucky number generator gooooo.
Box 8 please!
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Michael’s fists begin to glow. “Enough delay. To Victory!”
With a movement so swift nobody’s eyes could follow it, and a power that would surely annihilate any trivial obstacle, Michael punches the box in front of him.
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SleepingPliskin has opened box #05
Lucky you, there is an actual cookie inside.
It’s delicious, I assure you.
What a great victory!
For being the first one to have opened a box today, you also get some tea!
…Oh, you also get to live.
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Pokes box 8 with a stick.
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So, we need to go a step further and open the box? Fine. I wanna open Box 1.
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AHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU HEAR THAT SERN, YOUR PATHETIC TRICKS CANT STOP ME!!
Mayuri, go grab lab gadget #15, THE BACKSCARTCHER OF VICTORY!!
Mayuri: Tuturu! On it Okarin!
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thesorceress has poked box #08 with a stick.
It did not explode.
Then she proceeded to carefully open it while sweating…
Lucky you, there is an actual cookie inside.
It’s delicious, I assure you.
What a great victory!
…Oh, you also get to live.
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Feeling anxious over the smell of cookies in the air, as well as seeing some other people nibbling on theirs I can’t hold it any longer and open number 12
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Seeing as those so far have been lucky,
I shall also open my box! (4)
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Antra has opened #01 carelessly.
Lucky you, there is an actual cookie inside.
It’s delicious, I assure you.
What a great victory!
…Oh, you also get to live.
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Victory screech!
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Quixote has opened #04 with determination.
Lucky you, there is an actual cookie inside.
It’s delicious, I assure you.
What a great victory!
…Oh, you also get to live.
EternalMagician has opened box #12
Lucky you, there is a cookie inside.
What a great victory!
…Wait, cookies aren’t supposed to be ticki…
KABOOM
@EternalMagician Feel free to depict your own last moments. I don’t mind a comical fashion that somehow makes you still alive, as the core point is that you’re not getting a cookie this turn and this you are eliminated from the game.
However, don’t feel too bad. Being the first one to be defeated, you have a posthumous honorary position among Team Kyuu, alongside my beloved Cirno.
ROUND ONE IS OVER.
Let me distribute the remaining cookies for now.
Feel free to talk about how you are opening your’s while I prepare round 02.
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Michael looks down at the remains of what used to be Box 7, his box. The insides, clearly a harmless cookie, had been smashed to a million pieces.
“Looks like I should hold back on using my ultimate power on these cookies.”
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The girl looks shocked as she sees the blasted remains of EternalMagician.
…
“hehe… HEHEHEHE… HEHEHEHHEAHEAHHAEHAHAEA!” She cackles as runs towards the remaining boxes and begins ripping them open, looking for cookies.
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Hey… save the rest for me, why dontcha?
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It just strikes me after reading this message that Karifean has crushed the cookie he obtained into bits.
0 cookies.
But don’t worry, I am generous, and will ask the baker to prepare you another one.
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In a frenzy, the girl snaps back “BACK OFF SPONGE! Go soak your head in a toilet. THESE COOKIES ARE MINE!”
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