Every time you make an aphorism, post it here

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#1

Was designed for Kazamatsuri but I find it useful regardless.
Use whenever someone says something so…

  • Amazing
  • Hilarious
  • Stupid
  • Useful as a description of their character
  • Likely for them to forget they ever said it, and you don’t want them to
  • Generally noteworthy

…that you want it to pan in on a sunny, inspiring sky before revealing itself to anyone who sees this post.

http://aphorisms.kazamatsuri.org/

Also, strange happening

Also, the second I wrote “their character” Discourse tried to make me not post, saying “Your topic is similar to Umineko/Higurashi characters you’re most similar to! (Spoilers btw)”, so I found that funny enough to share. OBVIOUSLY spoilers in that link.

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#2

Flare: https://aphorisms.kazamatsuri.org/?SSBqdXN0IHJlYWxpemVkIGxvcmQgbWEgYmFja3dhcmRzIGlzIG1hZCByb2wARmxhcmVOZXR3b3JrQw
Doldod: http://aphorisms.kazamatsuri.org/?UmVhZGluZyBpcyBnb29kIEl0IG1hZWtzIHl1IHNtYXJ0IEFuZCB5b3UgZ2V0IGJldGVyIGF0IGdyYW1hcgBEb2xkb2Q

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#3

The first one makes no sense. I guess it shows the strangeness of some of our members…
The second one though. Yeah, that’s damn good. I’ll give it four and a half crowns out of five.

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#4

I think Picto made one with me. “The more I watch terrible movies, the more I appreciate Evangelion” I think

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#5

Wow, thanks King. I’m glad to know you think I’m a strange one.

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#6

Live from Cirno Roulette - Game 1: https://aphorisms.kazamatsuri.org/?SSBoYXZlIG5ldmVyIGJlZW4gc28gaHVtaWxpYXRlZCBuYW5vIGRlc3UuAEthcmlmZWFu

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#7

how did i not think of this before

#8

Get ready for the ultimate pliskin.

http://aphorisms.kazamatsuri.org/?SWYgSSBoYXZlIHRvIGNob29zZSBteSBzcGlyaXQgc2F1Y2UsIGl0ZCBiZSBTbW9rZXkgSG9uZXkgQkJRAFNsZWVwaW5nUGxpc2tpbg

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#9

Here’s one I made just now!
http://aphorisms.kazamatsuri.org/?IldlbGwgbm93IHRoaXMgaXMgb2ZmaWNpYWwsIHRoZXJlIGlzIG5vIG1vcmUgbG9saSBvbiB0aGUgYm9hcmQuIgBVc2FnaVRlbnB1cmE

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#10

You know not that I’m complaining but this aphorism is kinda much better when one knows that I’m talking about Karifean.

#11

http://aphorisms.kazamatsuri.org/?IllvdSBzZWUsIGdvbGVtIG9wdG9tZXRyaXN0cyBhcmUgaGFyZCB0byBmaW5kIGFyb3VuZCBoZXJlLiIAVXNhZ2lUZW5wdXJh
This game is a factory of aphorisms

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#12

I agree.
http://aphorisms.kazamatsuri.org/?QXJlIHlvdSBmaWdodGluZyBmb3IgdmljdG9yeSwgZm9yIGdsb3J5LCBvciBmb3Igc2h3ZX5ldCBjb29raWVzdSBuYW5vIGRlc3UgeW9+P+KAnQBLYXJpZmVhbg

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#13

Permission from the head honcho himself was gained to post this one http://aphorisms.kazamatsuri.org/?IkxldCdzIGNvbnRpbnVlIHRvIHdvcmsgaGFyZCB0byBtYWtlIFJva2tlbmppbWEgbm90IGRlYWQgdG9nZXRoZXIhIgBBc3BpcmV0eQ

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#14

From the Secret Hitler Discord game: http://aphorisms.kazamatsuri.org/?SSB3YXMgSGl0bGVyIEkgbWVhbiBMSVRsZXIARmxhcmVOZXR3b3JrQw

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#15

Thank you, I was begging for someone to make that.

#16

not bad, would be better with proper punctuation

#17

Gosh King can’t I just have one nice aphorism

#18

NO
NO YOU CANT
YOU’RE NOT A VOYAGER YET

#19

WAIT YOU HAVE FAITH THAT I’M GONNA BE A VOYAGER ONE DAY
AWWWWW THANKS KING

#20

Ok here’s a double barreled aphorism guys
http://aphorisms.kazamatsuri.org/?IkFueSBtdXNpYyBpcyBmaW5lLCBhcyBsb25nIGFzIEkgY2FuIGRyaW5rIHRvIGl0LiIARG9sZG9kIChoZSdzIFJ1c3NpYW4gYnR3KQ

And I’m sure Aspirety will appreciate this dedication http://aphorisms.kazamatsuri.org/?Ikkgc2hvdWxkIGJlIGRvaW5nIFNwYW5pc2ggaG9tZXdvcmsgYnV0IEkgdGhpbmsgSSdsbCByZWFkIEhpZ2FuYmFuYSBpbnN0ZWFkLiIARmxhcmVOZXR3b3JrQw

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