This Story is Not Very Good - Impromptu Roleplay

[Karifean]

“Great! Can you dissolve the magic barrier on this door for me? Uh… for us, I mean.”

[Aspirety]

I wield my blade and strike Karifean down

[U4ea]

“I’ll do my best! Moon Prism Power, Make Up!” I point my magical makeup to the sky and try to destroy the barrier.

[Aspirety]

Dammit U4ea you’re my masterrrrrr~!
I mean
Fuck

[King_Titanite_XV]

Havel smashes a homeward bone in his hand, leaving these shenanigans. His shield pieces follow him, but one bone is left behind - not that it will work for someone who isn’t undead though…

[Karifean]

I look at Aspi in confusion as he strikes at a corpse. I then thank U4ea for her help and move towards smileypers0n.

[smileypers0n]

my barrier remains, only a Great Witch can dispell it

[Karifean]

I tap my head. "Sailor Moon is a Great Witch." The barrier finally breaks.

[U4ea]

I give Karifean a polite bow, and then run to my master’s side to help him with whatever he needs.

[Aspirety]

I follow the living cosplayer into the room and strike him down.

[Karifean]

“You know, this is normally where you’d kill me. But unfortunately, this story is not very good. So you cannot harm me with this sword.”

[Aspirety]

Aspirety summons a new sword and strikes Karifean before he can speak again

[smileypers0n]

I use the bracelet I tried to give to the Beatrice statue to use a bit of endless magic to kill Karifean

[Aspirety]

“Sailor moon, finish him!”

[Karifean]

As Aspi strikes down and smiley finally kills my old piece I place down a new copy of it behind it.

“You guys. You really aren’t very good at this.”

[U4ea]

“Don’t hurt my master, you baka!” I use my magic to strike Karifean.

[VyseGolbez]

“If you can do that much shit, can’t you just declare that no one actually died and that the bombs are harmless?”

[Karifean]

“That’s what I’ve been trying to do, but you guys won’t stand still and let me talk to y’all all!”

[VyseGolbez]

“Sorry. I didn’t notice you were that broken.”

[Karifean]

I shrug. “Well whatever. There’s only one way to end this anyways.” I walk over to the bombs.