“Haangh… Well, since you asked so nicely and I was getting bored of the fool act, anywa. I guess I could lend you my wisdom. Lucky you(… well not really you but…), Furcule Purro is on the scene. (Though, really, this is just my newer, more improved shit-stirring technique…)”
The cat laughs to itself, swinging its tail back and forth in a wide swishing motion. Ever heard the phrase the cat that drank the cream? This cat not only consumed the cream, but the whole dairy aisle.
“It’s all gotta do with this Azure stuff. From the start of this game we’ve been playing the are Azure human-aligned, witch-aligned, purely third party aligned… But that’s not the question we oughta be asking, either. No, I have a better question right off the bat.
Who freakin’ cares?
Not to trivialise all previous discussion, of course, but looking for a definite answer to that question isn’t the way to go. But, once we get the ball rolling on the correct way to go about this, that and all three discussion questions will be answered like…”
Shit. Cats don’t have opposable thumbs… What do I do….
The cat whips its tail at the back of Akafa’s head to make a snapping sound.
“That.”
Yeah, that’s good. Nice snapping sound.
“Instead of thinking about third parties and bunkum, let’s simplify the question.
Are the Azure of more benefit to the humans or the witches, and how much? And, to go even further beyond, is the threat of a random kill even real? Way I see it there’s four possibilities.
Kill/No kill, Truth/Lies.
In the first scenario, the truthful Azure remain alive and we lose someone of our choice every night. This is essentially a second lynch, and has the capability of killing a witch but… Our track record so far hasn’t been so flawless, and without any strong leads it’s kinda a detriment. How much better this is than random kills, I’ll go over later. But let’s just say that our current situation is primarily a disadvantage.
In the second scenario, the lying Azure remain alive. This is exactly the same as the first scenario in function, except this is a guaranteed net-loss. We would be losing a person every night, with a very minor benefit (which is non-existent if we don’t use their power or the Azure are actually working against us or are witches.) In comparison, we could restrict ourselves to only one death per night, which would be a huge bonus to us!
In the third scenario, the truthful Azure die. This would trigger the random kill every night. Now, this would be a loss, but let’s see how big it would be… Presuming more humans than witches, there’s a higher chance of a human dying than a witch. That’s true, but that’s also true for whether we decide on who gets killed or not. Someone is still guaranteed to die every night besides the witches kill! And looking at the last two nights… Heh. Oh boy. Look at that. Now, I know picto argued that the GM might rig it to only kill humans but… I’m pretty sure someone used the GM being fair and good as an argument earlier, and that went down pretty well, so I think we can discount that possibility. As it stands, it’s more or less the same (or slightly worse) than if we continue as we have been. Not a huge loss.
In the final scenario, the lying Azure die. In this scenario, we only have to worry about the witches kill each night and can slow down the death rate! An overall net advantage!
So, lessee… One: No change. Two: Disadvantage. Three: Minor Disadvantage. Four: Advantage. So, I’m bad at math, so I’m just gonna make one a zero, two a -2, three a -1, and four a +2. So… Let’s add up the kill and no kill scenarios and…
No Kill: -2 (Disavantage)
Kill: +1 (Advantage)
No matter what the outcome, our best course of action is the Azure dying. Isn’t that a nice little thing? But wait, there’s more! What if I told you that we have a decent set of evidence that killing is in our favour?
Let’s look at the actions of our one confirmed witch last round. The Curious Case of Black Rune. See, if we presume that the Azure are a detriment to the witches, as Picto has claimed, then Blackrune’s actions don’t make sense. And I’m not just saying that because I’m super salty I was almost drowned (Actually that would have been really neat.)
See, last round me and Picto both got to 5 for a good lynching. All Blackrune would have had to do is switch to voting Picto to guarantee their death. There were plenty of humans going after them, it wouldn’t have been suspicious. It wouldn’t have blown their cover or anything. Instead, they go after me. Why? Either I’m a witch (considering they switched to lynching me decently early into the Zepfur wagon, that’s pretty unlikely), I’m a human with a power (possible, but that power would be unknown if it even exists and its danger level… minimal), or I’m a vanilla human as I’ve claimed to be and i was just screwing with y’all for funsies (possible, possible, I cannot confirm though!) Presuming we’re ruling out the first, we’re left with me either having a power greater and of bigger damage to witches than the Azure (but if they knew that, why wouldn’t they have killed me during a night phase? Nobody would protect me by how I’m playing!) or they found lynching a regular human with no powers, whose death would just reduce the human pool, to be of greater advantage to their goals than lynching (if everything about the Azure is to be believed) a human who’s death would both bring down our total human
and bring them closer to blocking off their power which could theoretically target witches and brings them 50% closer to putting us at a (albeit minor) disadvantage with the random kills. There’s nothing but net benefits for the witches if they were to kill Picto, in that situation. But instead killing me, which only rewards a far smaller benefit, was their perogative. Why? I can only think of one reason.
The Azure benefit the witches more than the humans. Maybe they’re even aligned, though it’s much more likely their powers just happen to work to the witches benefit and their death would provide only an advantage to the humans. The best part of this is that we already established that the witches have known from the start of the existence of the Azure and what their power is, courtesy of Picto’s earlier rebuttal and their reasoning behind hiding their allies identity. The witches would know whether or not the random kill is a lie, they would know whether it’s to their advantage to keep the azure alive.
I’m not sayin’ anything’s guaranteed. But that certainly points in the direction of scenario four!
But wait! There’s more reason to think that four is the most likely scenario. The fact is… Let’s ask us something. Why did Vyse… er, you… feel the need to reassure us they’re on our side? Why did Picto pretend their role colour was green? Why did Picto imply that the roulette being rigged to only kill humans was an option? Why do we believe this random kill even exists?
Why am I saying all this now?
Well, remember the premise the Azure exist on. That as long as one of the members remains anonymous, we don’t have to worry about the witches killing them and the random kills starting? Well, not only is that idea kinda suspicious in itself, we no longer have an anonymous partner. Essentially, if what picto says is true, the witches are going to kill Vyse and Picto lickity split. So, we could just wait to see if that happens to tell whether having the Azure around is to our advantage but…”
The cat smirks.
“I have a better idea. Let’s have a witch trial. Let’s take a gamble to see where the Azure’s benefit lies. I say we kill one, and leave the other as witch-bait. If they’re actually a help to the witches, they will be alive the next day. If this random kill exists, then the witches will gladly kill the other. Though they’ve just been picking off random humans with no powers so far, and I have a damn good feeling they won’t kill the bait because they’re benefiting the witches. Of course, they might not kill them to try and get us to waste our lynch but considering the writeup and other factors between now and the next day may reveal them a little more or we may spontaneously choose not to actually lynch the Azure if they do survive… If the Azure really are a detriment to witches and their death would put us at a disadvantage, I doubt they’d take the risk of letting them live. Or… Well, it would just be to their advantage, while killing a random human wouldn’t be as helpful to them. In any case, worst case scenario is a minor disadvantage and considering we have confirmed both Azure yet have not much real guaranteed evidence towards nailing a crimson this is the most reasonable course of action.
It’s a real catch-22 for the Azure, I’ll admit, but considering the potential reward and the likelihood of said reward… It’s worth it. Besides, they have a chance to save themselves. All they have to do is get lucky and shoot down a witch during their night phase~!”
The cat laughs.
“But, to answer all the questions, Vyse wouldn’t be claiming this role considering the risk and consider it’s pretty much guaranteed Bunny checked them, the witch team picked King because they didn’t have a shot at a non-protected human with special powers that would be worth killing because the Azure are probably benefitting them, the violet blur is a witch or an Azure, it doesn’t matter whether the Azure are witches or humans or a third party but I’m inclined towards malicious third party, myself. And, finally, the question we should be asking is…
Which Azure should we lynch and which should we hang out as bait? You or the shark?"