Because they knew their fate if they did.
How they’d be buried in a million marshmallows by my undying ghost until the day they finally expired.
Please note that this joke is not an admission that I was the Favored Heir the whole time, I’m actually not. That wouldn’t even work because the Witches can kill the Favored Heir freely.
So, who should my back-up pick be? It’s obvious I’m going to choose Rest for my primary but I’m genuinely wondering who I should pick as my secondary considering that Rest is VERY likely to die if the remaining Witch doesn’t take us up on our offer. So I’m gonna need to pick one.
Karifean. If he’s a witch then GG anyway since hes not even on the radar. That and I would be very disappointed neither me nor you died earlier as I said.
I thought you couldn’t pick the same family head twice? Or am I misremembering.
We are at five or less players now. We can do so.
Oh! Makes sense.
Last witch if you want fun times, please kill me okay? You will probably win if you don’t but please. 
Summary.
There is one witch. If we fail to hit that witch with the next Execute, then we lose. I doubt any new evidence is going to pop up.
Therefore there is no reason to not make my back-up be @Karifean, as even if this is a mad ruse by him and he is actually the witch, he’d still win even if it wasn’t given to him, as we’re about to shoot @Wonderlander anyway.
Does my logic check out?
I just love how all of you but Kari don’t even try to understand me. Blind to every truth but your own. 
And you call yourselves Umineko readers. So please witch, kill me because it is getting annoying not even being fucking cared about lol.
Oh NO. You’re one of those “Because there are multiple truths therefore none of them are the real truth” guys aren’t you?
I guess we should just foolishly meander around and never come to any decisions, right?
I mean, the witch is in the cat box now but eventually it’s going to be opened and we’ll see the witch. Somebody’s truth’s going to be right.
Precisely
Either that or it is the last dying breaths of a witch so pierced with blue truths and refuse to give up gracefully, and instead are resorting to emotional arguments to try to make it seem like they aren’t a witch. This is because they don’t realize that ◇P=/=P, and that in this case we are trying to find P not ◇P.
Its perfectly possible that in an alternate world @wonderlander isnt a witch. In this one though? He’s our man more than likely. If not, well, hes Witch VIP just like he was OTK VIP last game and needs to learn not to be so damn shady.
I would lock in Rest as Main with Kari as Backup but I’m waiting for @Karifean himself to speak on the matter first.
Rest is a 100% confirmed human, so obviously he should be your first pick. And I’d quite like to be the backup, yes. Or do you STILL doubt me? =P
Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe…
Goddamnit picto.
Game over time. Election submitted.
Oh yeah, but the gamemaster has pertinent business in another fragment, so once he finishes that he should be able to post here.
I seriously don’t get why I am so shady. I shared my suspicions, and your main reason for suspecting me is my suspicions don’t align with the others’. I know that one of @thesorceress and @Karifean wasn’t a witch now, but now I know the other one is. What about me was shady? I talked a lot last game I was named OTK VIP. I decised to cut down on my talking and only respond when asked so I wouldn’t be named witch VIP again. But you just named me witch VIP. I mean what? I may be inexperienced, but wtf am I supposed to do to not be shady? Anyways whatever, I give up with you two. You are just seriously too conceited to even think about the possibilty if you being wrong.
So @Karifean and @thesorceress. One of you is a witch but one of you is not. So please, whichever of you who isn’t the witch. Try to see things my way. Open your mind up to the possibilty I am being framed again because appearently I make it super easy. Please. I don’t want us humans to lose. Please.