As it turns out, I was handed two One True Kings policies, which I pretty much expected based on all the hardcore math floating around. A shame, indeed.
As for @UsagiTenpura’s concerns over my quietness… I’m just not that good at this game and am constantly just standing back as an onlooker. In Tabletop Sim games this usually isn’t a problem, but at a forum pace it means I disappear for a fair while, so I guess that does look bad from a general perspective. I’ll try to be louder from now on.