“Puhuhuhu… That’s probably the most correct thing I’ve heard in my life. Or something.”
The cat pets the head it’s sleeping on.
"Uh. The first bit. And the last bit. The middle bit is… Well, it ain’t wrong I can see that much but that doesn’t gotta mean I agree with it.
But, anyway, if deciding to lynch someone and then thinking up a reason to do so was a crime… Well, lock me up or burn me at the stake or whatever because I’m a cat-burglar. Nyuk nyuk nyuk."